To Google: What does One Direction look like now
I’m dying to know, did you end up with a Chris Evans or a Jay Baruchel?
We just found out Jessica Simpson is pregnant. I hope you sold the idea that her child should star on her own Toddlers and Tiaras-style MTV reality show by now. You’re welcome, Hollywood.
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1 If all else fails, get me a puppy. Or pizza.
Just remind your husband that you’re not nearly as awful as Skylar White in Breaking Bad and you’ll be guaranteed to win all arguments.
Don’t make the same mistakes twice. Unless that mistake is a really cute boy.
Do we still get carded for looking too young?
Never Google that again. You know. Don’t make me repeat myself.
Name your son the kind of name that’s totally worth having a crush on. No one likes a Eugene.
Screw finding a long-term boyfriend or husband- you know your only goal in life is to have a pet dog.
