If you ever do get pregnant, please tell me you never ever took professional pictures cradling your bare belly.
A To-Do List For Us To Cross Off:
a (professional) comedian
a drummer
a policeman
a corporate white collar man
the complete opposite of a corporate white collar man
Ben Schwartz
I think you’re officially too old for the slutty Halloween costumes now
To Google: What happened to Honey Boo Boo
Mindy Kaling and BJ Novak are totally married by now, yeah?
Learn to play an instrument, already!
Did you develop at least one catch phrase?
Wes Anderson themed wedding, am I right?
1To Google: What does One Direction look like now
